giggle gaggle

Your name is Aztec Fang and you find yourself in a situation covered in the blood of your foe.

You have defeated the tremendously slick cool guy with a slash of your AWHSSUMBlade to prevent him from causing you or your friends any more trouble. It really doesn't feel as rewarding as it should, considering the fact no one is there to praise you for accomplishing it. But something racks in the back of your think pan.

There's one troll who would, and it absolutely sends you in a spiral over WHY you just can't seem to remember who it was. Why is it that a useless imaginary not real troll you wouldn't even know if he were to even be real taking over the satisfaction of your victory?! Your sword loosens out of your grip, engulfing itself in the tang of even more blood. Much more than you thought there was, and it goes unnoticed as your vision blurs.

Whether it be the fact you're passing out from post-win euphoria, or you're exerting too much of your think juice and causing more problems your hands can't hold onto for longer. Is it over for you? Is it ever that serious? Yeah, no. As long as you just pick out your huskpalm, pester one of your friends, surely the feeling will all go away. Right?

Right.

Right.

Riiiiight. Fuck no. You can't take this anymore this is seriously a mental breakdown none of your halfwitted vexatious troll friends surely are gonna make you feel better. All they ever do is have their own head up their fucking nooks and exarcebate even MORE materialized heaps of genmat dogshit into a pile that sinks into your fucking scalp. You just wish the whole universe didn't make it so that trolls were genetically full hogwash so you could have just, just one conversation about your serious in-great-need-of-reassurance situation.

But alas, such things are too good to be true. You know reality on a harsh scorching planet full of apeshit aliens is gonna give you much hope for the rest of your life.

Don't even have to think THAT far- you feel like you've fucked yourself over and had every last drop of hope sucked out of you already.