Full Ride (Crossover) Script: (Everybody has just gotten into the DeLorean.) Doc: Get in! Watch your step, hurry up! *(static)* Mario: Here we go. Doc (on TV): *Hurry up, get ready! Don’t worry about anything, you’re in good hands!* (A sudden flash occurs) Rivet: DAAH!! Twilight: WAAH! Tails: Oh! Maggie: Whoa! Doc: *OOPS!* *(Time Circuits - Present Time: October 21st, 2023.)* Doc: *I still haven’t worked all the bugs outta this thing, but no matter, we’re on a mission of Universal proportions!* Mario: Heh, *Universal.* Voice: *Doc, Biff has passed through the space-time continuum but we’ve got no idea of knowing where he is!* Doc: *You mean, WHEN he is! And we do have know a way of knowing When he is.* Tails: Uh-huh! Doc: *the 100-passenger time vehicle’s equipped with a sub-eager Time-Tracking scanner, which will allow us to track Biff at the precise moment in whatever time period he may have traveled to.* Twilight: This sounds good. Chase: I hope we do it right. Rivet: Surely we have to, or something. Voice: *Doc, all pre-launch system checks are complete.* Doc: *That’s our cue, hang on to your hats!* *(long static)* Rubble: Good think I got a hat! Mario: Me too! Woody & Jessie: Us too! *(Doc comes back on the screen)* Doc: *Don’t forget, when you see Biff in the DeLorean, accelerate to 88 miles per-hour and BUMP him!* Chase: You’re the Doc, *Doc!* *(Chase takes hold of the steering wheel.)* Chase: Everybody HOLD on! Rivet: *Brace for impact!* Kit: Just in case! *(as the DeLorean moves into the shrouding steam, Doc looks at his remote control.)* Doc: *Accelerating now to 55 miles per-hour! 65. 75!* Doc & Mario: *85!* Doc, Chase (joy), Rivet (joy), Twilight, Mario, & Tails: *88 MILES PER-HOURRRRRRRR!* *(The DeLorean time-travels to Hill Valley in October 25th, 2015.)* Ratchet: Whoa, haha! Doc: *Hill Valley in the year 2015!* Jack Frost: Far out! (They see Biff’s DeLorean out in front of them, trying to hover away from them.) Doc: *And there’s BIFF!* Doc & Chase: *Let’s get him!* Biff: Woah! *Oh, Doc Brown!* *(Our DeLorean almost hits a nearby truck)* Marshall, Spike, & Kit: *WAAAAH!* Chase: WATCH IT, I’m trying to drive! Doc: *Ok, Time-Travelers! Now’s our chance!* Biff: *Yeah, that’s what YOU think!* *(the 2 DeLoreans hover and make a pursuit, but Biff’s lures ours toward a giant TEXACO sign.)* Biff: *Gotta get some GAS, Doc!* Rivet: Chase, turn! Woody: *TURN!!!* Biff: *HA-HAA!* Chase: *CRAP!* *(the DeLorean crashes into it, shattering it, yet still hovering the DeLorean after Biff’s.)* Rainbow Dash: What-?! Applejack: Dang it! Biff: *I’m up HERE, Doc!* Koda: Woah! Biff: *Going down!* Rivet: Go up! Doc: *DOWN!* Biff: *Going UP, going DOWN!* Skye: Chase, *DRIVE!* Bolt: Take the WHEEL, Chase! Kit: Fly us out of here! Chase: SHUT UP AND LET ME *DRIIIIIIIVE!* *(once again, their DeLorean crashes into a sing and still continues pursuing Biff.)* Rapunzel: Waugh! Liberty: WHOA! Sandy: UAAH! Kenai: OW! Biff: *Hello! Ha-ha-ha-ha!* Clank: This is not good! Sonic: NO DIP, SHERLOCK! Maggie: *Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-!* *(the DeLorean continues flying through the suburbs.)* Biff: *Hey, Doc!* Doc & Ratchet: *Great Scott!* Biff: *Here’s my new house, you like it?* *(our DeLorean flies toward the said house, before ascending over it.)* Clank: Look OUT! Doc & Mr. Incredible: *Up, UP!* Rivet & Sunny: *GAAAH!* Doc & Mater: *TURN LEFT!* Doc: *Look OUT!* *(the DeLorean crashes through trees and hovers after Biff’s DeLorean.)* Rivet: Gah! Luigi: Woah! Rocky: Oh! Biff: *HA-HA! I can fly CIRCLES around you buttheads, haha!* *(the DeLorean chase continues)* Chase: I’ll get you! Wreck-It Ralph: Can we go any faster? Doc: *A-ha!* Biff: *WATCH FOR TRAFFIC, DOC!* *(another oncoming truck dodges the DeLorean.)* Fluttershy & Flynn Rider: GAAH! Stop! Twilight: Don't you know better than to sneak on some-pony else? Doc & Mario: *I think we've got him!* Biff: *Hey, Doc!* *(the DeLoreans race towards the face of the Hill Valley Clock Tower.)* Doc & Ratchet: *Look, BIFF!* Doc & Tails: *FASTER!* Biff: *SUCKER! HAHAHAAAA!* *(Biff's DeLorean disintegrates)* Doc & Mario: *Biff got AWAY!* *(as the time vehicle nearly hits the clocktower, it time-travels to the period of the Ice Age.)* Chase & Rivet: Whoah! Doc: *Looks like we're headed a million years BACK in time! And that's Hill Valley below us in the Ice Age!* Kenai: The *ICE AGE?!* Koda: That's *OUR* time period, Kenai! Kenai: Yeah, Chase, drop us off here! Chase: No thanks. *(the DeLorean hover-descends and slowly glides towards the many glaciers.)* Biff: *Back again? Come on in.* Chase: Oh, wait! Pinkie: Watch out! Doc & Mario: *Pull up! PULL up, PULL!* Biff: *KA-BOOM!* Fluttershy & Grace: *WARGH!* Luigi: How dare you, Biff! Patrick: *OH, IT'S ON NOW, BIFF!* PAW Patrol & Rivet: *(laughing)* Kion: What the-? Biff (singing): *Hill Valley High School's buttheads all-* *(Finally, Biff's DeLorean appears and knocks over several glaciers, endangering the group.)* Biff: *WATCH OUT FOR SNOW!* Zuma: Holy CRAP, dudes! Mr. Incredible: Oh, not GOOD! SpongeBob: Ohhh, NOOO!! Sully: I *HATE* this! Kenai: Stop, the glacier is starting to break-! Mario: *Pull by!* *(more glaciers fall around them.)* Biff: *Oh, boom!* Doc & Fluttershy: *AVALANCHE!* Biff: *Oh, is it scaring ya, huh?* Doc, Kenai, & North: *LOOK OOOOUT!* *(the glacier shatters around the DeLorean, and it stops to a halt.)* Biff: *See ya later, take care!* Chase, Rivet, & Kit: *NOO!* *(Biff's DeLorean time-travels out of sight.)* Twilight (sighing): Oh, come on. Doc: *Blast!* Doc & Aladdin: *The Engine's Dead!* *(The DeLorean starts sliding donwards in a vertical position toward the river stream.)* Doc: *Uh, oh! Everybody lean back!* Everyone: *(Screaming)* Doc: *Oh, lean right! Wait, wait, wait, oh no!* Mittens & Mirabel: Somebody please HELP! Doc: *Hold ONN!* Chase: *Come on, baby! START!* Kenai: This is why I *hate* time-travel! *(the DeLorean falls, but just in time for it to start boosting upward.)* Chase: *YAHOOO!* Doc & Kion: *We're going backwards!* *(Next, the DeLorean time-travels to the Cretaceous Period.)* Doc: *Hang in there, volunteers* *(They then see they're in front of a giant volcano.)* Doc & Luigi: *There's Biff!* Marshall: *Head towards that volcano!* Biff: *Hello, Buttheads! Ha-ha!* *(the 2 DeLoreans slowly move toward the volcano.)* Biff: *Hey, you guys don't know when to give up, do ya?* Judy & Rivet: No we do *NOT!* Doc & Woody: *Prepare yourselves, people.* Doc: *I suspect that the primeval Hill Valley that we're about to enter could be a pretty ROUGH place.* Chase: Okay. Everyone, hang tight. *(the DeLorean ascends above the volcano, as flames erupt.)* Fluttershy: Oh! Ratchet: Gah, hot! Patrcik: *OH MY GOD, I JUST PEED A LITTLE!* PAW Patrol, Rivet, Woody, Jessie, Koda, Judy, & The Lion Guard's Team: *(laughing)* *(The DeLorean hovers around giant rocks ina canyon.)* Biff: *Hello? Anybody home?* Doc: *Great Scott, a Dinosaur!* PAW Patrol + Mane 6: *(gasping)* Doc & Koda: It's a *tyrannosaurus Rex!* Buzz & Bolt: *it's ALIVE!* Doc & Mario: *LOOK OOOOUT!* *(The T-Rex steps into our view.)* PAW Patrol: *(screaming)* Biff: *Right this way, gramps, come on!* *(rocks fall around)* Biff: *Come on, gramps, rigjht this way! Now SIC "EM! HAHA!* *(The Rex's JAWS almost got them.)* Chase: HEY, NO! iff Kenai: *WAGH!* Plankton: *AHHH, Don't eat me!* Spike & Tails: *We're too young* to die! *(The Rex tries chomping the DeLorean Doc: *LOOK OUT!* (THe Rex starts moaning, as we hover-drive) Biff: *Now come on, big fella. Calm down, easy boy. Easy boy- *(Suddenly, Biff's DeLorean accidentally gets hit by the rex's snout.)* Maggie *(gasp)* Biff: *Hey, I'm hit, I'm hit! Chase: *I know, Biff!* Buzz: *What the blazes?!* Kenai: *You better watch those JAWS!* *(the Rex is now trying to chomp the whole DeLorean.)* Chase: *Ugh!* *(The Rex suddenly opens it's mouth and the DeLorean slides right INTO it!)* Rivet & Sonic: *NOOOO!* Everyone: *(screaming)* Mario: Ugh! Now I know how a *meatball* feels! Doc: *We've been SWALLOWED!* Chase: Not TODAY! *(and then our DeLorean escapes out the Rex's mouth and descends into the volcano, landing on a river of lava.)* *(The DeLorean starts sailing down the lava as flames erupt once.)* Rainbow Dash: Ah, THAT"S *HOT!* Doc: *There he goes!* *(Biff's DeLorean is seen floating in front of us down the lava river.)* Chase & Rivet: Oh! Biff: *Doc! Doc, my! My Flux Capacitor's out, Doc, help me! Doc, hey! HEY!* Chase: Hang in there, Biff! Rivet: We're *COMING!* Biff: *PLEASE. DOC HELP ME! HEY! Please! I'm heading-* Judy & Nick: Watch out! Biff: *I'm heading for a waterfall, Doc!* Rubble: That's a *Lava-Fall!* Biff: *It's a LAVA-FALL! DOC, HELP ME!* *(Our DeLorean falls off it and descends towards Biff's DeLorean on the back side of it.)* Chase: *HANG ON, Biff!* *(Clank sets the time-circuits to October 21st, 2023.)* Mario: *Hold ON!* Doc & Ratchet: *Accelerate to 88 MILES PER-HOUR!* Rivet, Mario, & Kion: *BUMP HIM!* *(the DeLorean emits electricity as it bumps Biff's, and both our DeLoreans are successfully being sent back to Present Day.)* Chase, Rivet, Mario, Skye, & Kit: *WE BUMPED HIM!* SpongeBob: YEAH! Junior Patrollers: *BACK TO THE FUTURE!* Doc & Woody (same time as Luigi): *Back to the Institute!* Luigi: The FUTURE, heh! *(both DeLoreans crash into the Institute's garage.)* Rivet & Chase: *WOO!* *(people in hazmat suits start dusting everything off after this happens.)* *(Biff is out of the car now, unharmed.)* Rivet: *You DID it,* Chase! Chase: *We* did it. Judy & Skye: WOOHOO! Biff: *Thanks, Doc Brown! You saved my LIFE!* *(2 of the hazmat men grab Biff.)* Biff (yelling): *BUTTHEAD! GET your mittens off of-!* *(one hazmat man extinguishes our DeLorean, causing Kenai & Squidward to react.)* Kenai & Squidward: *(COUGHING)* *(The audio starts playing: Back in Time - Huey Lewis & The News)* Doc: *YOU DID IT!!!* PAW Patrol: *(howling)* Doc: *Not only did you catch Biff and save the universe-* Rivet: *WOO-HOO!* Doc: *But you've PROVED that my latest invention is a SUCCESS!* Ratchet: *(relieved sigh)* Doc: *Go forth, Time-Travelers, and remember: The future-* Chase & Doc: *-is what YOU make it!* *(Chase high fives with Rivet, then Mario, then Ratchet, and finally Skye.)* Ratchet: Well, that's it. Doc (voice): *Hurry up, get up! Before you meet yourself coming in!* Clank: Unless we want to meet ourselves and create a paradox, I suggest we better leave. Koda: Okay. Liberty: That was INSANE! Kenai: Yeah, kinda was. Chase: Come on, guys. Let's go. Rivet: Good ride pick, Chase. *THE END*