BTTF Ride - Crossover Script

Full Ride (Crossover) Script: (Everybody has just gotten into the DeLorean.) Doc: Get in! Watch your step, hurry up! (static) Mario: Here we go. Doc (on TV): Hurry up, get ready! Don’t worry about anything, you’re in good hands! (A sudden flash occurs) Rivet: DAAH!! Twilight: WAAH! Tails: Oh! Maggie: Whoa! Doc: OOPS! (Time Circuits - Present Time: October 21st, 2023.) Doc: I still haven’t worked all the bugs outta this thing, but no matter, we’re on a mission of Universal proportions! Mario: Heh, Universal. Voice: Doc, Biff has passed through the space-time continuum but we’ve got no idea of knowing where he is! Doc: You mean, WHEN he is! And we do have know a way of knowing When he is. Tails: Uh-huh! Doc: the 100-passenger time vehicle’s equipped with a sub-eager Time-Tracking scanner, which will allow us to track Biff at the precise moment in whatever time period he may have traveled to. Twilight: This sounds good. Chase: I hope we do it right. Rivet: Surely we have to, or something. Voice: Doc, all pre-launch system checks are complete. Doc: That’s our cue, hang on to your hats! (long static) Rubble: Good think I got a hat! Mario: Me too! Woody & Jessie: Us too! (Doc comes back on the screen) Doc: Don’t forget, when you see Biff in the DeLorean, accelerate to 88 miles per-hour and BUMP him! Chase: You’re the Doc, Doc! (Chase takes hold of the steering wheel.) Chase: Everybody HOLD on! Rivet: Brace for impact! Kit: Just in case! (as the DeLorean moves into the shrouding steam, Doc looks at his remote control.) Doc: Accelerating now to 55 miles per-hour! 65. 75! Doc & Mario: 85! Doc, Chase (joy), Rivet (joy), Twilight, Mario, & Tails: 88 MILES PER-HOURRRRRRRR! (The DeLorean time-travels to Hill Valley in October 25th, 2015.) Ratchet: Whoa, haha! Doc: Hill Valley in the year 2015! Jack Frost: Far out! (They see Biff’s DeLorean out in front of them, trying to hover away from them.) Doc: And there’s BIFF! Doc & Chase: Let’s get him! Biff: Woah! Oh, Doc Brown! (Our DeLorean almost hits a nearby truck) Marshall, Spike, & Kit: WAAAAH! Chase: WATCH IT, I’m trying to drive! Doc: Ok, Time-Travelers! Now’s our chance! Biff: Yeah, that’s what YOU think! (the 2 DeLoreans hover and make a pursuit, but Biff’s lures ours toward a giant TEXACO sign.) Biff: Gotta get some GAS, Doc! Rivet: Chase, turn! Woody: TURN!!! Biff: HA-HAA! Chase: CRAP! (the DeLorean crashes into it, shattering it, yet still hovering the DeLorean after Biff’s.) Rainbow Dash: What-?! Applejack: Dang it! Biff: I’m up HERE, Doc! Koda: Woah! Biff: Going down! Rivet: Go up! Doc: DOWN! Biff: Going UP, going DOWN! Skye: Chase, DRIVE! Bolt: Take the WHEEL, Chase! Kit: Fly us out of here! Chase: SHUT UP AND LET ME DRIIIIIIIVE! (once again, their DeLorean crashes into a sing and still continues pursuing Biff.) Rapunzel: Waugh! Liberty: WHOA! Sandy: UAAH! Kenai: OW! Biff: Hello! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Clank: This is not good! Sonic: NO DIP, SHERLOCK! Maggie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-! (the DeLorean continues flying through the suburbs.) Biff: Hey, Doc! Doc & Ratchet: Great Scott! Biff: Here’s my new house, you like it? (our DeLorean flies toward the said house, before ascending over it.) Clank: Look OUT! Doc & Mr. Incredible: Up, UP! Rivet & Sunny: GAAAH! Doc & Mater: TURN LEFT! Doc: Look OUT! (the DeLorean crashes through trees and hovers after Biff’s DeLorean.) Rivet: Gah! Luigi: Woah! Rocky: Oh! Biff: HA-HA! I can fly CIRCLES around you buttheads, haha! (the DeLorean chase continues) Chase: I’ll get you! Wreck-It Ralph: Can we go any faster? Doc: A-ha! Biff: WATCH FOR TRAFFIC, DOC! (another oncoming truck dodges the DeLorean.) Fluttershy & Flynn Rider: GAAH! Stop! Twilight: Don't you know better than to sneak on some-pony else? Doc & Mario: I think we've got him! Biff: Hey, Doc! (the DeLoreans race towards the face of the Hill Valley Clock Tower.) Doc & Ratchet: Look, BIFF! Doc & Tails: FASTER! Biff: SUCKER! HAHAHAAAA! (Biff's DeLorean disintegrates) Doc & Mario: Biff got AWAY! (as the time vehicle nearly hits the clocktower, it time-travels to the period of the Ice Age.) Chase & Rivet: Whoah! Doc: Looks like we're headed a million years BACK in time! And that's Hill Valley below us in the Ice Age! Kenai: The ICE AGE?! Koda: That's OUR time period, Kenai! Kenai: Yeah, Chase, drop us off here! Chase: No thanks. (the DeLorean hover-descends and slowly glides towards the many glaciers.) Biff: Back again? Come on in. Chase: Oh, wait! Pinkie: Watch out! Doc & Mario: Pull up! PULL up, PULL! Biff: KA-BOOM! Fluttershy & Grace: WARGH! Luigi: How dare you, Biff! Patrick: OH, IT'S ON NOW, BIFF! PAW Patrol & Rivet: (laughing) Kion: What the-? Biff (singing): Hill Valley High School's buttheads all- (Finally, Biff's DeLorean appears and knocks over several glaciers, endangering the group.) Biff: WATCH OUT FOR SNOW! Zuma: Holy CRAP, dudes! Mr. Incredible: Oh, not GOOD! SpongeBob: Ohhh, NOOO!! Sully: I HATE this! Kenai: Stop, the glacier is starting to break-! Mario: Pull by! (more glaciers fall around them.) Biff: Oh, boom! Doc & Fluttershy: AVALANCHE! Biff: Oh, is it scaring ya, huh? Doc, Kenai, & North: LOOK OOOOUT! (the glacier shatters around the DeLorean, and it stops to a halt.) Biff: See ya later, take care! Chase, Rivet, & Kit: NOO! (Biff's DeLorean time-travels out of sight.) Twilight (sighing): Oh, come on. Doc: Blast! Doc & Aladdin: The Engine's Dead! (The DeLorean starts sliding donwards in a vertical position toward the river stream.) Doc: Uh, oh! Everybody lean back! Everyone: (Screaming) Doc: Oh, lean right! Wait, wait, wait, oh no! Mittens & Mirabel: Somebody please HELP! Doc: Hold ONN! Chase: Come on, baby! START! Kenai: This is why I hate time-travel! (the DeLorean falls, but just in time for it to start boosting upward.) Chase: YAHOOO! Doc & Kion: We're going backwards! (Next, the DeLorean time-travels to the Cretaceous Period.) Doc: Hang in there, volunteers (They then see they're in front of a giant volcano.) Doc & Luigi: There's Biff! Marshall: Head towards that volcano! Biff: Hello, Buttheads! Ha-ha! (the 2 DeLoreans slowly move toward the volcano.) Biff: Hey, you guys don't know when to give up, do ya? Judy & Rivet: No we do NOT! Doc & Woody: Prepare yourselves, people. Doc: I suspect that the primeval Hill Valley that we're about to enter could be a pretty ROUGH place. Chase: Okay. Everyone, hang tight. (the DeLorean ascends above the volcano, as flames erupt.) Fluttershy: Oh! Ratchet: Gah, hot! Patrcik: OH MY GOD, I JUST PEED A LITTLE! PAW Patrol, Rivet, Woody, Jessie, Koda, Judy, & The Lion Guard's Team: (laughing) (The DeLorean hovers around giant rocks ina canyon.) Biff: Hello? Anybody home? Doc: Great Scott, a Dinosaur! PAW Patrol + Mane 6: (gasping) Doc & Koda: It's a tyrannosaurus Rex! Buzz & Bolt: it's ALIVE! Doc & Mario: LOOK OOOOUT! (The T-Rex steps into our view.) PAW Patrol: (screaming) Biff: Right this way, gramps, come on! (rocks fall around) Biff: Come on, gramps, rigjht this way! Now SIC "EM! HAHA! (The Rex's JAWS almost got them.) Chase: HEY, NO! iff Kenai: WAGH! Plankton: AHHH, Don't eat me! Spike & Tails: We're too young to die! *(The Rex tries chomping the DeLorean Doc: LOOK OUT! (THe Rex starts moaning, as we hover-drive) Biff: *Now come on, big fella. Calm down, easy boy. Easy boy- (Suddenly, Biff's DeLorean accidentally gets hit by the rex's snout.) Maggie (gasp) Biff: *Hey, I'm hit, I'm hit! Chase: I know, Biff! Buzz: What the blazes?! Kenai: You better watch those JAWS! (the Rex is now trying to chomp the whole DeLorean.) Chase: Ugh! (The Rex suddenly opens it's mouth and the DeLorean slides right INTO it!) Rivet & Sonic: NOOOO! Everyone: (screaming) Mario: Ugh! Now I know how a meatball feels! Doc: We've been SWALLOWED! Chase: Not TODAY! (and then our DeLorean escapes out the Rex's mouth and descends into the volcano, landing on a river of lava.) (The DeLorean starts sailing down the lava as flames erupt once.) Rainbow Dash: Ah, THAT"S HOT! Doc: There he goes! (Biff's DeLorean is seen floating in front of us down the lava river.) Chase & Rivet: Oh! Biff: Doc! Doc, my! My Flux Capacitor's out, Doc, help me! Doc, hey! HEY! Chase: Hang in there, Biff! Rivet: We're COMING! Biff: PLEASE. DOC HELP ME! HEY! Please! I'm heading- Judy & Nick: Watch out! Biff: I'm heading for a waterfall, Doc! Rubble: That's a Lava-Fall! Biff: It's a LAVA-FALL! DOC, HELP ME! (Our DeLorean falls off it and descends towards Biff's DeLorean on the back side of it.) Chase: HANG ON, Biff! (Clank sets the time-circuits to October 21st, 2023.) Mario: Hold ON! Doc & Ratchet: Accelerate to 88 MILES PER-HOUR! Rivet, Mario, & Kion: BUMP HIM! (the DeLorean emits electricity as it bumps Biff's, and both our DeLoreans are successfully being sent back to Present Day.) Chase, Rivet, Mario, Skye, & Kit: WE BUMPED HIM! SpongeBob: YEAH! Junior Patrollers: BACK TO THE FUTURE! Doc & Woody (same time as Luigi): Back to the Institute! Luigi: The FUTURE, heh! (both DeLoreans crash into the Institute's garage.) Rivet & Chase: WOO! (people in hazmat suits start dusting everything off after this happens.) (Biff is out of the car now, unharmed.) Rivet: You DID it, Chase! Chase: We did it. Judy & Skye: WOOHOO! Biff: Thanks, Doc Brown! You saved my LIFE! (2 of the hazmat men grab Biff.) Biff (yelling): BUTTHEAD! GET your mittens off of-! (one hazmat man extinguishes our DeLorean, causing Kenai & Squidward to react.) Kenai & Squidward: (COUGHING) (The audio starts playing: Back in Time - Huey Lewis & The News) Doc: YOU DID IT!!! PAW Patrol: (howling) Doc: Not only did you catch Biff and save the universe- Rivet: WOO-HOO! Doc: But you've PROVED that my latest invention is a SUCCESS! Ratchet: (relieved sigh) Doc: Go forth, Time-Travelers, and remember: The future- Chase & Doc: -is what YOU make it! (Chase high fives with Rivet, then Mario, then Ratchet, and finally Skye.) Ratchet: Well, that's it. Doc (voice): Hurry up, get up! Before you meet yourself coming in! Clank: Unless we want to meet ourselves and create a paradox, I suggest we better leave. Koda: Okay. Liberty: That was INSANE! Kenai: Yeah, kinda was. Chase: Come on, guys. Let's go. Rivet: Good ride pick, Chase.

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